Screw spammers, too

I'm turning the comments off on this account because of the annoying spam I keep getting. On the off chance any of said spammers are actually reading this, I assure you I will not be banking any cord blood because 1) I won't be having any more kids, 2) it's a scam, and 3) you piss me off. I have enough crap to deal with without your phony input.